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Violating the first rule of fight club...

My brothers (one biological, the other in spirit) came up Saturday to have a little tailgate and then watch Tennessee eat the pigskin. Aw, poor Vols...*evil laugh*

The best part of the day was the part where Bro sat down on the steps in front of Park Hall next to these very drunk girls -- almost on top of them in fact -- to see if they'd notice (they didn't) and then one of them looks up from a nasty cut on her foot and slurred, "Do ya'll have like a paper towel or tissue or shumshing...?"

Then Spirit Bro pulls this semi-nasty tissue from his pocket and was like "I don't really know where it's been..." (she used it anyway).

Then Spirit Bro looks at her cut, thoughtfully cocks his head to one side and goes, "Yeah, it looks like that parasite needs to come out. Just pull hard on it..."

Man, the vacant look on her face was so awesome...

Anyway, here's a few pics -- not the best ones but those must remain private (pun intended *evil laugh*)

And apparently, according to Mrs. Bro, there was an altercation in the parking lot following the demise of the orange scourge *evil laugh*. Here's her description:

"Speaking of the parking lot, we returned there after the game and pulled out some munchies before diving into traffic. Would you believe we had a "Fight Club" scene in the parking lot??? It was absolutely insane. It wasn't as if the two guys fighting acted mad at one another. It truly had that "Fight Club" feel. In the end, the smaller guy was out cold (or possibly worse). We called 911 and an ambulance got there surprisingly quick, considering all the chaos that was likely going on in that town! It was absolutely surreal, and I sincerely hope the guy is going to come out of this ok. That's not a given, by any stretch."

Kinda glad I missed that...were either of them wearing orange? *evil laugh*

Seriously tho -- I hope he's okay, too and I'm sorry you had a bit of a crazy end to the evening. But don't let it stop you from coming back...the non-alcohol zone is so peaceful...

posted by Lola @ 4:42 PM