Nellie's got the right idea
Love this record. This song has been particularly comforting to me lately...[ed. note: and this one.]
posted by Lola @ 10:35 AM
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Love this record. This song has been particularly comforting to me lately...[ed. note: and this one.]
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I know how to comfort Nellie.
Lola and Anonymous,
You were made for each other. I am positive that I could not find two other people to write such ridiculous shit and think they sound intelligent. You two clearly have no idea how the real world works.
And if you would like to stop picking on you, stop baiting me.
Yes, I know your comments weren’t for me and I have a guilt conscience.
Whatever, you two are idiots.
Now I have to go and give my husband a BJ so I can get money to get my nails done and buy new jewelry.
charming...
I enjoyed the "stop picking on me!" whining.
Once again, the whole "give my husband a BJ" sentence is a bit of a run-on situation. It would have been more effective if you had said: "Needing money in order to purchase new jewelery and have my nails done, I shall now render a BJ unto my husband". That sounds so much more up-market and classy.
And besides, my initial post here is declaring how I'd like to fuck Nellie McKay, which truly has NOTHING to do with you, I can assure you with all certainty. Unless you are Nellie McKay?
Ass, I never asked you to stop picking on me; please continue, I enjoy it.
Really? ...what type of "picking" do you enjoy? You sound like the submissive type, if you know what I am saying... I'd bet you'd be the type of "conservative woman" who would stay pretty much motionless when your husband was inside your asshole, am I right?
You nailed it, I am very submissive, and ultra conservative, and I only have sex missionary style and anal is SO out of the question.
As I see sarcasm escapes you, being from the south and all that was sarcasm.
hmm... am still looking for the breadsticks.
Right. So, this is the double-edged sword of sarcasm: You say anal is "SO out of the question"... this could be sarcasm on your part, meaning you really DO like your husband in your asshole... on the other hand, this could be a thinly veiled attempt at actually revealing the truth, and when your statement is taken at face value, then, no, you don't like it in the asshole. Then again, when you say "SO out of the question", you could be using reverse psychology to actually say that you'd be SO far from questioning your husband for wanting to go into your asshole, that you'd likely flip over like a pancake when he whips it out. Ah, always the uncertainty of meaning, Veronica... how should a man interpret the innermost desires of your asshole?
Hey, Kebert, it has just occurred to me that I might know where you should look to find breadsticks. Veronica could probably help.
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