Thursday I don't care about you, it's Friday...
1. My last post had a pretty glaring split infinitive. I'm still waiting on my definition...2. Going to see these crazies:
play again tonight. Check the listing in the Flagpole ABC for times.
3. Hezbollah went on T.V. and told Israel not to bomb Beirut or they (Hezbollah) would begin to bomb Tel Aviv. Israel, in a great show of collectively giving them the finger, began to bomb Beirut. No sign of Hezbollah. Israel's pretty much over it...
4. I love Maddox for not putting up with any bullshit.
5. Lord Somber sent me some weird photos. Here's one for your Friday viewing pleasure:
6. And finally, I'm most pleased with the Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" radio ad campaign. It never fails to crack me up. "So here's to you Mr. Fortune Cookie fortune writer ... because when you say our luck's about to change, we believe you."
posted by Lola @ 12:21 PM
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Just you wait, lil'buddy. Tel Aviv will get theirs very soon - of this, you can be absolutely sure.
I will say to you what I said to the girl in the mall parkign lot who got out of her car not 30 minutes ago and started trying to bait me into a fight -- bring it bitch! this is what Israel has finally started to say to Hezbollah.
What the hell were you doing at the mall 30 minutes ago? Doesn't anyone work anymore? haha
I'm going to the pool with the kids this weekend and wanted to get rachel a little Pebbles t-shirt from Macy's. I was heading back to work when this crazy girl almost hit me with her car and then stopped, got out and said "You got something to say?"
And, because I'm Irish and had a red-headed older sister, I didn't back down. I basically told her I had a crazy older sister who used to regularly beat the crap out of me so she needed to consider if she really wanted to go there with me. She apparently did not.
I think I'm a little psycho but it really pissed me off that she almost hit me with her car and then had the nerve to get out and come at me like a Jerry Springer reject.
Whew! Thanks for letting me vent...
Did she appear to be Jewish?
as distasteful as that question is I'll answer: no, she appeared to be insane.
Happy to see that we have determined who the psycho is.
and don't you forget it...
It's like planting a garden of beautiful vegetables, and then waking up one morning and seeing the same fucking bunny eating your carrots and cucumbers, and then chasing him off again with a broom... only tomorrow, to find the same fucking bunny munching once again on your vegetables, and having to chase him off yet another time. You want to have the nice vegetables, yet you feel sorry for the bunny, so you just run him off for the tenth time using non-lethal means... but yet, the bunny comes back, unappreciative of the mercy he was shown, to once again dine upon your hard efforts. Lola, I'm thinking about acquiring a taste for rabbit stew.
yes. it would be nice to have untainted vegetables. but the bunny is amusing because it never really realizes how small it actually is and how, if you really wanted to, you could mow it down.
I prefer to not beat down the bunny because clearly the bunny doesn't know what other vegetable patch to turn to. and that's sad for the bunny.
I love it when bunnies turn evil. All rabid and mean and start attacking people. I love to watch that. Particularly, when the people don’t realize that the bunny is rabid and they come too close, and BAM they receive a nice big bite in the ass. It is an enjoyable site to see.
do bunnies like breadsticks?
I would say that bunnies must like bread sticks. The eating of many bread sticks would certainly speak volumes as to why a bunny would be afflicted with a yeast infection of the mouth.
Oh, and Veronica, your sentence containing "BAM they receive a nice big bite in the ass" is both fragmentary and nonsensical. The fragmentation should be obvious, and the nonsensical element derives from a bunny's inability to leap some three or four fucking feet to bite someone's ass. I would imagine that you have no frame of reference for this, seeing as though your ass is constantly being dragged into the dirt. haha
and sight, while it rhymes with bite, is actually spelled differently at the root...
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