Friday, July 13, 2007

Like an old friend who cares

Sometimes I really need a laugh. And so, like a shot of whiskey, The Onion comes through and warms my cockles (sounds dirty doesn't it...?)


The Onion

Rogue Smorgasbord Sates Seven

ASHEVILLE, NC-A rogue smorgasbord ran rampant through the streets of Asheville Monday, eluding police and restauranteurs for over nine hours and sating the appetites of at least seven area residents caught in its path.



The smorgasbord, a 20-foot-long buffet table with heated steam trays and dual left/right sneeze guards, was the property of Country Pantry Buffet, and was described by police as "overflowing with a wide array of luncheon meats, casseroles and hot vegetable dishes, as well as salads."

AND


Breakup Secretly Hilarious To Friends

The Onion

Breakup Secretly Hilarious To Friends

ATHENS, GA-The inevitable breakup of Henry Loemer and Frieda Jaynes, which occurred publicly on Sept. 25, left almost a dozen local residents secretly amused Monday.



"There's nothing funny about this situation—except everything," said Jaynes' best friend Deanna Vodak.

posted by Lola @ 2:55 PM

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