No instruments = no band
I actually heard on TV someone say these words: "It's great for a band like the Pussycat Dolls..."Yes, I know. It's like calling Captain Kangaroo a military officer.
posted by Lola @ 7:18 AM
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Yes, I know. It's like calling Captain Kangaroo a military officer.
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Au contraire, you misguided person. Have a look at this website for exposure to an incredible "band" of two extremely hot indy-rock pieces called "The Ditty Bops":
http://www.thedittybops.com/
Much like the multifaceted and bootylicious Tammy Ealom of Dressy Bessy, they fancy themselves as artists, posting some of their Escher-style pencil renderings, and all the while prancing around in their panties and teasing the D. They even have a MySpace page, where they tout their 2006 Calendar of racy panty pix. If a certain "singer" from "Bling the Children Back Home" would have more creativity and be hotter, she would probably fit right in with this "duo delicious".
So you see, you CAN have a band if you have no instruments... your woman-part becomes your fiddle and the D that you tease becomes the bow. Get with it.
your fantasies gross me out a little. I remember that my mom told me that when boys made fun of girls it was because they really liked them. Be careful when pulling pigtails -- you'll end up letting certain singers know your true feelings.
No, that is why I said "if she were hotter and more creative", indicating that she is neither hot nor creative in the least. Tammy Ealom, yes, I would do her endlessly, but that individual of which we speak, not a chance.
Well all I know is that she resembles the woman you would "do endlessly" so I'm just drawing reasonable conclusions.
It occurrs to me that it makes you uncomfortable that you actually like these kind of high jinxs and are looking to me to provide you with reasons not to. If you like the "duo delicious" as you call them then like them for pete's sake. own it. the Bling singer is not unattractive and not wholly without talent so I can't get on that train. do i want to have coffee with her? no. but give credit where it's due. and if you want to "do her endlessly" i think that's just a matter of preference and there's no shame in that.
I'm actually really great to have coffee with.
Love,
Certain Bling Singer
I'm sure you are. Just not with me.
Don't I know you?
Love,
Certain Bling Singer
However, the "anonymous" poster I think might be interested.
Anonymous would probably only be interested if I wore panties on stage.
Thanks for defending me, anyways.
Love,
C. B. S.
no problem. And, as for knowing me... it depends on what you mean by "know." You know the face (and the myth -- haw) -- not the person. probably to your advantage.
Actually, I think we had lunch one time.
Hugs and kisses,
C. B. S.
I would love to have "coffee" endlessly with a C.B.S.
okay look people, here's how it shakes out -- I did have lunch with you once and then wrote some very flattering things about you in an article. I then became aware through C.O.P. (Certain Other People) that you had a little fun at my expense by ripping me verbally. Again I say you do not know me because if you did you would know I don't generally hang with people who rip on me. It tires me. Just a wacky rule I've set for myself.
And G.V. -- fantastic. Tell her.
And what a tangled web we knit,
when first we practice to deceive.
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